Growing up and living outside your home means most probably you’re not living alone. You, most probably have a roommate and that is the person who has to tolerate your shit and he/she has to tolerate yours. Though they might insult you on your face. Sometimes they don’t, rather whisper it to others and then it comes to you from someone else and you understand where that went through. These type of confessions made by roommates are what you call weird.
Here, we find these whisper confessions from roommates that might be the weirdest ones you might find out anywhere:
1. Is she sleepwalking?
I know some people do super crazy things in their sleep. Have you tried catching her while sleepwalking or bringing it up the next day?
2. Some people don’t get fashion.
Clothes are supposed to make us feel good when they match our style and keep us comfy. No one, no matter how comfy they might be, needs pants that look like a diaper.
3. I need to be careful.
I mean I love chocolate as much as the next person but apparently not as much as this guy. Do that stuff in your room dude. No one wants to watch you get off on chocolate. Chocolate might be a sign of turning on but this is beyond limits.
4. That Glue Roommate.
When a puppy or cat does it, it’s cute (until you trip over them). I think I can make a pretty safe guess that having a human follow you around isn’t cute at all. That is mostly irritating as well.
5. The art of subtlety.
I get wanting someone to leave but just turning off the lights? …Actually, I might have to start trying this now when I want people to get out of my apartment. This might be rude but it works so I’ll add this trick to my list.
6. Is now a good time?
This is almost as bad as when someone tries to have a full blown conversation with you in the morning before you’ve had your coffee. This is basically that Glue roommate who won’t stop until you die.
7. An obsession in what way?
Like demonic goats? Or thinks they’re cute? Likes them in a way that is illegal? I think you’ve got to be more clear here. So strange. This is scary for anyone who loves goats apart from their meat.
8. That’s a bad habit.
This is the most irritating thing someone can do to you while eating. And trust me you can’t do anything because you don’t wanna ruin someone else’s food either.
9. Are you sure he isn’t your upstairs neighbor?
Just don’t break the damn floor!
10. I also think he has a foot fetish.
In fact, I would bet my life on the fact he has some sort of sexual obsession or attraction to feet. Also, why was he doing it while you were asleep? I might just prefer to sleep away from that person after this.
11. I understand the obsession with crime stories.
I spent all last night watching true crime documentaries but I couldn’t do it every night and I don’t really like seeing the crime scenes. I just hope he wasn’t involved… These confessions about roommates are getting scarier…
12. These noises are no less than horror movies.
I’m literally scared at night and it takes me a hell of a time to sleep with those noises intact.
These whisper confessions about roommates are what you call weird but relatable at the same moment.
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